Isn't It Witty? :)

Hallo, People! Here are more jokes and riddles for you to get cracked up about!
These are some riddles for you to guess:

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: It wasn't peeling very well.
2. Why is history like a fruitcake? Answer : It's full of dates.( Dates are also knwn as raisins)
3. What is the best name for a wife of a fisherman? Answer: Nettie

Here are some jokes (This time I have more jokes than riddles) :

1. Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word 'politics'.

Student: A parrot named Polly swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks.

2. Principal: Now, Sylvia,did you really call your teacher a meany?

Sylvia: Yes,Idid.

Principal: And is it true that you called her a wicked old witch?

Sylvia: Yes, it is.

Principal: And did you call her a tomato-nosed beanbag?

Sylvia: No, but I'll remember that one for next time!

3. Kindergarten teacher: Can you tie your shoes well?

Kindergartener: Knot always!

Knock-Knock Jokes

1. Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya guess?

2. Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Francis.

Francis who?

Francis next to Germany.

3. Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Havana.

Havana who?

Havana great time here!

Well, that's all for today. Bye for now! But I still have more jokes! So stay tuned to my witty jokes!

By : NuR SaBrInA BtE MoHaMeD YuSoFf

Class: 3a