Get It? :)

Heylo, people! I'm back with some fun riddles and witty jokes!
So sit back, relax and prepare to be cracked up! Get it?

1. How did the rocket lose its job? Answer: It got fired.
2. How does a pilot cook his meals? Answer: By using a flying pan.
3. Why don't canniballs eat clowns? Answer : Because they taste funny!
4. Why is a river so rich? Answer : It has two banks
5. Why did the boy keep his bicycle in his bedroom? Answer : He was tired of walking in his sleep.
6. Who delivers Christmas presents to private eyes? Answer : Santa Clues.
7. How many eggs can a rooster lay? Answer : None! Roosters can't lay eggs!

Here are some jokes:

1. Steve: I'd go to the end of the woods for you.

Wendy: Yeah, but would you stay there?

2. Zack: I'm exhausted!I was up until midnight doing homework!

Mack: What time did you start?

Zack: Eleven forty-five

3. Mark: Why did the runaway elephant wear striped Pyjamas?

Matt: I don't know

Mark: He didn't want to be spotted

Well, that's all for today! But I have millions of jokes and riddles to tell you. So I'll be writing more to tell you. Bye for now!

By: Nur Sabrina Bte Mohamed Yusoff Class: 3a